Flies be gone

One morning I woke up and decided that indeed I must have a giant Venus Flytrap. I spoke with my darling wife and laid out my plans to build a ten foot Venus Flytrap. Surprisingly she found the fundamentals of my plan to be somewhat ludicrous. I therefore redesigned it and created the below fly trap. It stands a little over four feet tall and over five feet wide. It is made from a collection of various scraps at its base and the leaves were fashioned from 16 gauge plate steel. Currently available for the barging price of $225.00 plus shipping.